Our favorite hobby here at Sound Logic!    Sorry Drummers!

 

What did the pro tools engineer say to the musician?

 

That sucked, come on in

 

 

Kenny G walks into an elevator and goes "man, this place is rocking!"

how many producers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, what do you think?

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless!

How do you get a drummer off of the front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

How many Nashville bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

1, 5, 1,  5,  1, 5

How many lead singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, he holds it and the world revolves around him!

Did you hear about the Bass player that locked his keys in the car?

It took him 5 hours to get the drummer out!

Why don't drummers make Cool Aid?

They cant figure out how to get 2 quarts of water in that little envelope!

How can you tell if the stage is level?

If the drummer has drool coming out of both sides of his mouth!

What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

Drool!

Know any other jokes that we missed?   Email them to us and we'll post them!